Dog shoes are a thing. I think, on some level, we all know this. But there’s something about the presentation of these ones in particular that stands out.
Is it the needless naming of them “bark’n boots” or the even more needless trademarking of said name?
Is it the casual classification of them as “paw wear” as though that were an everyday product category?
Is it the perfectly fashion-shot close-up of a dog paw model (and the realization that that’s also a thing)?
Is it that the packaging designer forgot about capital letters?
No. I think it’s the mascot’s opinion on all of the above.
Just look at that sass. “RUFFWEAR? Are you kidding me?”
Mascot dog, I salute you. You don’t have time for all that nonsense. You just want some little booties for your paws.
Posted in General Tagged animals, boots, clothes, comedy, dogs, fashion, humor, logos, mascots, models, pets, shoes
This…this panda is
so happy at the prospect of being a dog’s busy buddy / mouth friend.
That face. That reality-piercing gaze. It’s hypnotic. It’s terrifying. It’s sheer, unrestrained joy contorted into a caricature of soulless delight in its own impending destruction.
Don’t you dare try to tell me that’s its nose.
Don’t you dare.
I feel like you shouldn’t put dingo meat in the middle of dog treats, let alone 25% more of it. Not even mini dingoes.
I feel like that’s basically cannibalism.
I feel like you shouldn’t make your dog a cannibal.
I feel like that’s inconsiderate.
Posted in General Tagged cannibalism, comedy, dingo, dogs, facetious, food, humor, K-Mart, pets, satire, treats
Sear is back at it – this time with some fascinating new information on everyone’s favorite guilt-ridden pastry.
I don’t know about you, but I kind of want a doughnut.
Posted in The Learning Corner Tagged animals, birds, comedy, dogs, doughnuts, education, film, food, funny, humor, raccoons, ravens, video, writing
My brother is a silly person. Perhaps we are related.
Dealing with vine videos on a computer is awkward.
Posted in General Tagged bread, burgers, comedy, dogs, funny, hot sauce, humor, monsters, nonsense, shiba inu, silly, stupid, video, vine
In lieu of having time to finish the article I meant to post this week, I shall instead very belatedly insist upon the reading of the ever-hilarious
Me Dangerbolt‘s harrowing adventures with a psychotic neighborhood dog who thinks its life is a video game:
And don’t forget to check out the
Posted in General Tagged animals, art, comedy, comics, dogs, drawing, Erin Archambeault, funny, humor, Me Dangerbolt, video games, writing