A plastic dog came up to me.
He asked for five; I gave him three.
I guess that was all right, since he
Accepted that instead.A metal cat went up to you.
She asked for ten – what did you do?
I heard you only gave her two.
I guess that’s why you’re dead.
Bene scribete.
Beware of the cats
Always.
Cats are the favorite pets of witches. If Disney has taught us anything, it’s that witches are inherently evil and don’t just want to put a spell on you, they want to kill you. Cats are the perfect heartless sidekick; they don’t care whether you live or die, as long as they get some tuna at the end of it.
We feel unfairly maligned by you and have called down a cat curse upon you. Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Is it malignment, or just a cautionary reminder to respect the cats lest they smite you? (>^-‘)>
Just cautionary; but we’ll be watching.