That’s Why

MetalCat

 

A plastic dog came up to me.
He asked for five; I gave him three.
I guess that was all right, since he
Accepted that instead.

A metal cat went up to you.
She asked for ten – what did you do?
I heard you only gave her two.
I guess that’s why you’re dead.

 

Bene scribete.

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4 responses to “That’s Why

  1. Cats are the favorite pets of witches. If Disney has taught us anything, it’s that witches are inherently evil and don’t just want to put a spell on you, they want to kill you. Cats are the perfect heartless sidekick; they don’t care whether you live or die, as long as they get some tuna at the end of it.

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