SPACE WINNER!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Do you–do you want to win? DO YOU?
Don’t just win the land and the sea and the sky THAT’S FOR BABIES.
DON’T BE A BABIES.
You need to–need to win at SPACE.
Stars and lasers and synth music everywhere!
Win it! Win the space! Win 68cm x 38cm x 85cm of OUTER SPACE!
You can do it!
DISCOVER A F%$#ING PLANET.
You can be–
BE A SPACE WINNER!!!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
BODENSCHRANK!
Bene vīvite.
Do you want to do your part to cut down on resource consumption, but still want to look like you take your beverages from disposable aluminum containers that you could, at any moment, crush against your skull and toss onto the sidewalk as you walk by with a satisfied belch?
Do you want to drink from a reusable metal mock-pull-tab can?
Why?
I mean, you can – look at the picture – you can, but why? Why, though?
Why do you want to do that?
Do you want to put your drink into a metal soda/beer can, but then use a straw anyway?
Even more why?
Is this–is this a good idea?
Why does one of the straws have a gasket on it?
Bene scribete.
Whew. This piece wasn’t easy to get right. Glad I stuck with it, though, since I like how it turned out.
Not sure what it’s for – just a synth and orchestral blend that wormed its way into my head and rattled around until I could put it together.
As is typical for wide-range pieces, SoundCloud’s compression crushed the audio, but feel free to download for higher quality.
Bene scribete.
Dog shoes are a thing. I think, on some level, we all know this. But there’s something about the presentation of these ones in particular that stands out.
Is it the needless naming of them “bark’n boots” or the even more needless trademarking of said name?
Is it the casual classification of them as “paw wear” as though that were an everyday product category?
Is it the perfectly fashion-shot close-up of a dog paw model (and the realization that that’s also a thing)?
Is it that the packaging designer forgot about capital letters?
No. I think it’s the mascot’s opinion on all of the above.
Just look at that sass. “RUFFWEAR? Are you kidding me?”
Mascot dog, I salute you. You don’t have time for all that nonsense. You just want some little booties for your paws.
Bene scribete.
Writin' Fish 