Nature’s intent, it says. Did nature truly intend for pineapples to be covered in chocolate? A question for the ages.
One which I believed I had the answer to.
In order to test my theory, I ingested a piece of pineapple covered in chocolate. Indeed, my hypothesis was confirmed.
The answer is no, in case you were wondering. Nature did not intend for pineapples to be covered in chocolate.
Because it’s gross.
Stop it, nature.
I always love these sorts of hypercognates that have so specific a point of origin that they managed widespread propagation with negligible mutation centuries before the global communication boom. Oh, English, you just had to break the mold, didn’t you? (>^-‘)>
Although, to be fair, ‘ananas’ is also a perfectly valid English word for what we usually call the pineapple.
And Spanish speakers are more apt to call it a piña.
…and let’s not forget languages like Japanese that are perfectly happy to say パイナップル (PAINAPPURU!!!).