Nature’s intent, it says. Did nature truly intend for pineapples to be covered in chocolate? A question for the ages.
One which I believed I had the answer to.
In order to test my theory, I ingested a piece of pineapple covered in chocolate. Indeed, my hypothesis was confirmed.
The answer is no, in case you were wondering. Nature did not intend for pineapples to be covered in chocolate.
Because it’s gross.
Stop it, nature.