Having trouble with a sore throat – not being able to get one, that is?
Tired of your esophagus not being torn to shreds?
Ever worry that you have too much blood?
Well, try glass juice! Try it!
Open up your mind (and mouth (and guts)) to the sensation of drinking knives.
The only beverage made out of the bottle it comes in!
Glass juice. Internal hemorrhaging has never been more refreshing.
Bene edite.
Do you want to do your part to cut down on resource consumption, but still want to look like you take your beverages from disposable aluminum containers that you could, at any moment, crush against your skull and toss onto the sidewalk as you walk by with a satisfied belch?
Do you want to drink from a reusable metal mock-pull-tab can?
Why?
I mean, you can – look at the picture – you can, but why? Why, though?
Why do you want to do that?
Do you want to put your drink into a metal soda/beer can, but then use a straw anyway?
Even more why?
Is this–is this a good idea?
Why does one of the straws have a gasket on it?
Bene scribete.
Writin' Fish 