SIP CHUG!

SipChug

 

Do you want to do your part to cut down on resource consumption, but still want to look like you take your beverages from disposable aluminum containers that you could, at any moment, crush against your skull and toss onto the sidewalk as you walk by with a satisfied belch?

Do you want to drink from a reusable metal mock-pull-tab can?

Why?

I mean, you can – look at the picture – you can, but why?  Why, though?

Why do you want to do that?

Do you want to put your drink into a metal soda/beer can, but then use a straw anyway?

Even more why?

Is this–is this a good idea?

Why does one of the straws have a gasket on it?

 

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Warm Your Cups

CupWarmer

 

What have you been doing?

Have you been drinking waiting room coffee out of a room-temperature cup like some sort of–some sort of deranged psychopath?

Warm your paper cups, everyone, so they can be warm.  Warm them.  Warm them on clearance for only one-hundred and fifty of the dollars, which is an even better deal than warming your cups for $300.

Make your paper cups warm even before you pour scalding bean juice into them and they get so hot you have to use a cardboard sleeve to comfortably hold them.

What are you doing?

Warm your cups.

 

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