Mass Effect – Open Auditions

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Fellow Mass Effect / Sci-Fi / video game fans!  BioWare is holding auditions for a couple small rolls in their upcoming game, Mass Effect: Andromeda.  Feeling adventurous enough to try out?  Check out the details on their ‘blog.

If you need a little encouragement, you can watch me make a fool of myself and throw my own hat into the ring below.

 

 

Bene scribete.

SPACE WINNER

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SPACE WINNER!

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Do you–do you want to win?  DO YOU?

Don’t just win the land and the sea and the sky THAT’S FOR BABIES.

DON’T BE A BABIES.

You need to–need to win at SPACE.

Stars and lasers and synth music everywhere!

Win it!  Win the space!  Win 68cm x 38cm x 85cm of OUTER SPACE!

You can do it!

DISCOVER A F%$#ING PLANET.

You can be–

BE A SPACE WINNER!!!

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!

BODENSCHRANK!

 

Bene vīvite.

By Grabthar’s Hammer, Your Eyes Can Be So Cruel

Two amazing voices

 

Planet Earth is blue, indeed, to have lost both the King of Space and the Voice of God in the same manner, at the same age, in the same awful, awful week.

Farewell to the Pharaoh of Freaks, the Sultan of Strange, the Wizard of Weird. Goodbye to the Sheriff of Nottingham, the Raider of Nakatomi, the Master of Potions. May your contributions to the world continue to entertain and inspire.

Under the serious moonlight.

Always.

 

 

Bene vīvite.