As we sit a week from Halloween, I’d like to take this opportunity to present this particular decoration for a moment of discriminating consideration.

A clever enough concept at the outset, I’m sure, but unfortunately marred in being constructed, or at least depicted, as a Halloween ghost decoration by a manufacturer who decided to make a Halloween ghost decoration while completely missing the whole basic premise of a Halloween ghost.

It takes a special kind of talent, you know?

Bene vīvite.