As we sit a week from Halloween, I’d like to take this opportunity to present this particular decoration for a moment of discriminating consideration.
A clever enough concept at the outset, I’m sure, but unfortunately marred in being constructed, or at least depicted, as a Halloween ghost decoration by a manufacturer who decided to make a Halloween ghost decoration while completely missing the whole basic premise of a Halloween ghost.
It takes a special kind of talent, you know?
Bene vīvite.
Writin' Fish 
This is the type of decoration at which I keep opening my mouth to comment, then closing it in consternation. Hm.
That about sums it up. (>^-‘)>