Looking for a–
Have you ever–
–you know what, I’ve got nothing. I can’t even begin to pretend to know what’s going on with this particular alcoholic beverage.
Need to quiet down, but feeling a little too classy for a steaming mug of STFU?
Why not just shut your La Trappe instead?
Ah, nothing quite like the flavor of everyone closing their damn mouths.
So how about it? Are you an Isid or a Trappist? Your call.
I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but this crazy stuff is out now, and I kind of want to try some.