Burn the Filth Away

Burn away the filth

 

Yeah, filth burner, that’s what I’m talking about.  Cleanse it with fire.  Scorch those germs away.  Got a pile of dirty dishes making an eyesore out of your kitchen?  Screw cleaning – just stack them all up on this baby and turn that adjustable temperature control up to immolation and poof – no more dishes. It’s tested.  It’s proven.  And it wipes clean.

Durable Filth Burner*.  You know you want it.

 

[ * May or may not have simply been a misreading upon first glance and in actuality been something far less ridiculous ]

 

Bene vīvite.

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