After bringing you something profoundly hipster last week, I figure it’s only fair to jump to the other end of the spectrum and show you one of the most redneck things I’ve ever seen.
I give you a baseball cap. Advertising Ford. With a bottle opener.
(Would it surprise you to learn that I found this at Wal*Mart?)
Trucks and beer, ladies and gentlemen. Trucks and beer.
Bene vīvite.
Writin' Fish 
“Profoundly Hipster”
I think I just found my new rapper/mc name!
You would. (>^-‘)>
I don’t see a place for the chewing tobacco. :)
I think you just stash the can under the hat. (>^-‘)>