My favorite local bagelry went under and got bought out by Blue Sky a few months back. Sad times for the local place, which was really good, but Blue Sky is pretty good too.
This sign they have up, however – at least how I choose to read it – may be a trifle psychotic.
Blue Sky Bagel.
Now………Bagel.
It’s the dramatic pause that the space indicates, only to be followed up by redundancy and questionable grammar. Good stuff.
Yeah.
Bene scribete.
Writin' Fish 
I read the pause like a comma, as in “That”ll do, pig.” But now I’m intrigued by this establishment’s relationship with bagels… Genius marketing?
“Now, bagel, you go on and get et.”
I don’t know, but something tells me…bagel.
I think it’s having an identity crisis. :)
I just hope it’s a tasty crisis.