Banana chair, banana chair,
Are you a fruit or seat?
On second thought, I shouldn’t care,
Since both are pretty neat.
I’ve had these chairs for a long time. They’re tops. I was wanting to get some more of them, but the company that made them seems to be spending these days not existing.
There’s a lot of cheapy little immitation floor rockers out there, but they’re just not the same, you know?
I must find a suitable successor. One with comfort and class.
Bananas are really good.
Are these still available?
Not the nice furniture-grade ones like these, sadly. You can still find some cheaper/simpler ones out there, but they’re not quite the same.
Something like this might be the closest thing that’s available currently: