Once upon a time, there was a city called Ontario that I went through the day before yesterday on the way to ghoul town.
In this place that exists, there are restaurants where happy goblins eat people, I guess, but like to be neat about it.
And there are things that no longer have heads, but people like to pretend.
And, hey, who wouldn’t want a bunny in a bonnet?
But greatest of all, there is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen all year.
Look at it, and you’ll know.
Happy Easter, everyone – from the road.