Once upon a time, there was a city called Ontario that I went through the day before yesterday on the way to ghoul town.

In this place that exists, there are restaurants where happy goblins eat people, I guess, but like to be neat about it.

And there are things that no longer have heads, but people like to pretend.

And, hey,  who wouldn’t want a bunny in a bonnet?

But greatest of all, there is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen all year.

Look at it, and you’ll know.

Happy Easter, everyone – from the road.

Bene scribete.