Watching your figure, but still want to enjoy the tangy zest of dressing with your salad? Why not try some diet dressing? You can–
–wait. Wait, wait,wait. Cut 10,000 a month? 10,000? How the $#%& much salad are you eating!? That’s enough dressing for five salads a day. That’s twelve bottles just for you. Are you–are you just drinking the stuff?
You know, salad isn’t exactly a health food if you’re just using it as a vehicle to deliver a constant stream of dressing down your gullet.
Maybe you don’t need diet dressing. Maybe you just need to consider eating something aside from salad every now and then. (>^-‘)>
Bene edite.
Writin' Fish 
That is some serious salad consumption. I quit drinking cokes and didn’t cut my calories that much.
Maybe that’s the answer – use coke as your salad dressing and you’ll still be better off than this 10,000 calorie scenario. (>^-‘)>
That’d be some interesting vinaigrettes.
Sounds like an excuse to eat chocolate to me. Save all those calories one place, can use them somewhere else.
Now that’s more like it!