Well, look at that; it’s already October. And you know what that means – it’s the eighth month of the year!
–I mean, tenth month of the year (dang it, Latin!)!
It also means that it’s officially O.K. to start decorating for Halloween, and that’s a good thing. And it’s time to start thinking about a costume for all those parties you’re sure to attend.
Like this one, here:
This…formal suit? Hold on, I think I’m missing something here… No, that’s–that’s all it says. Formal suit. Is that just a…no, includes mask. All right, yeah, good. Got to have the mask.
You know, the featureless blackout mask that people are always wearing with tuxedos.
Wait. Maybe I’m not missing something, but – what’s the opposite of missing – finding? No. Overincluding? Extracluding? Yeah, maybe I’m extracluding something. Is the suit not the costume, but the costume is the suit?
Are you not dressing up as a fancy person wearing a suit, but as the suit itself?
O.K. All right, Halloween, you’ve–you’ve, um…yeah. O.K.