Do the Safety Pants

SafetyPants

Is this a style of shorts now? With danglies hanging off the bottom?

Is it–is it so you can strap in your legs?

In case you’re really bad at wearing pants?

Bene vīvite.

2 responses to “Do the Safety Pants”

Is it a store for the terminally hip?

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