Oh, hey, a networked hard drive you can set up to access from anywhere. That could be handy. $100? O.K., yeah, better than an ongoing subscription to a cloud service. What’s the storage space on that thing?
Oh. Well, um, hmm.
I guess that should be enough to store a list of things I could use it for.
Bene scribete.
Writin' Fish 
This would be perfect for me. I’m always worried about about how much disk space I have left. Worry no more!
It makes everything so much simpler! (>^-‘)>
Maybe it’s a doorstop or paperweight in the shape of technology. :)
Sounds about right. (>^-‘)>