This car is…very excited to be a Prius.  Not a single E was spared.

Or maybe it’s an acronym?

Exuberantly ensuring environmentally endangered ecosystems exist eternally?

I don’t know, but like to imagine that’s the sound it makes when it’s zipping down the road, blissfully enraptured in the fact that it’s a car and can go faster than any cheetah, and never has to know what Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Mac & Cheese tastes like.

Bene scribete.